February 24, 25, and 26 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

I can apologize for the lengthy absence but we both know you barely noticed it, so let’s just jump right into it, shall we?

Good.

 

Robinsons Movieworld Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Beauty and the Beast in Digital 3D (P200.50)

Cinema 2                   Jack and Jill (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   This Means War (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   Ghost Rider 2  (P130.50)

Cinema 5                   Unofficially Yours (P120.50)

Cinema 6                   Drive (P110.50)

 

Robinsons Movieworld Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Beauty and the Beast in Digital 3D / Ghost Rider 2 in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 2                   Ghost Rider 2 (P130)

Cinema 3                   This Means War (P120)

Cinema 4                   Jack & Jill (P120)

Cinema 5                   Unofficially Yours (P120)

Cinema 6                   Drive (P120)

 

SM City Cinema Iloilo

Cinema 1                   This Means War  (P110.50)

Cinema 2                   Jack & Jill (P110.50)

Cinema 3                   Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   Unofficially Yours (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   Ghost Rider 2 in Digital 3D (P250.50)

Cinema 6                   Ghost Rider 2 (P130.50)

Cinema 7                   Haywire (P100.50)

Cinema 8                   Beauty and the Beast in Digital 3D (P250.50)

 

SM City Cinema Bacolod

Cinema 1                   This Means War (P120)

Cinema 2                   Ghost Rider 2 in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 3                   Jack & Jill (P120)

Cinema 4                   Unofficially Yours (P120)

 

If I have to make a recommendation, ladies, there’s nothing that will get your heart pumping more than Ryan Gosling in Drive. It was hot, excellently-acted, and had Gosling beating a guy to a pulp right after a toe-curling kiss with Carey Mulligan.

Since I’ve seen Drive already, though, I was thinking I should catch Ghost Rider just because I saw the first one and I’m nothing if not a glutton for punishment. Hunger Games will not be out in about four more weeks, so I just have to content myself with whatever swill comes out until then. Of course, I can just spend the weekend enjoying the torrid affair I have with my Kindle. Doesn’t cost much and does not even require me to get out of the house.

Ah, decisions. I’m amazed at how much excitement I have in my life. *hits table with head*

December 16, 17, and 18 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

Now that’s what I’m talking about.

Robinsons Movieworld Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol in Digital 3D (P180.50)

Cinema 2                   Immortals (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol  (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120.50)

Cinema 6                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 / New Year’s Eve (P120.50)

 

Robinsons Movieworld Bacolod

Cinema 1                   The Lion King in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 2                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol (P120)

Cinema 3                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol (P120)

Cinema 4                   Immortals (P120)

Cinema 5                   New Year’s Eve / Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120)

Cinema 6                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1  (P120)

 

SM City Cinema Iloilo

Cinema 1                   New Year’s Eve  (P110.50)

Cinema 2                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   Immortals (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol in Digital 2D (P220.50)

Cinema 6                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol (P130.50)

Cinema 7                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120.50)

Cinema 8                   The Lion King in Digital 3D (P250.50)

 

SM City Cinema Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol (P120)

Cinema 2                   Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol in Digital 2D (P220)

Cinema 3                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120)

Cinema 4                   Immortals (P120)

 

Enjoy this, my love, because it’s the last week of the year for foreign movies. Come Christmas Day until about the second week of 2012, it’s going to be Metro Manila Film Festival galore. So that plus the fact that all my favorite shows on TV are on winter hiatus, it seems like I should be hibernating for at least a month. What the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself  with in the coming three to four weeks? You think I should tackle gardening? Start painting perhaps? I prolly should hang out at Starbucks more often with a long stick and poke anyone who doesn’t use their inside voice.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. There’s still some Mission Impossible awesomeness in store before the year ends and we all know how we need some Simon Pegg geekiness to get us through the usual lonely Christmas. And since my mother decided she’ll just wait for the DVD of Won’t Last a Day Without You instead of dragging me to the theater, no eyeraping happened last weekend. That’s some serious silver lining for you.

December 9, 10, and 11 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

This schedule depresses me.

 

Robinsons Movieworld Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Arthur Christmas in Digital 3D (P200.50)

Cinema 2                   Immortals (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   New Year’s Eve  (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   The Road (P110.50)

Cinema 6                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

 

Robinsons Movieworld Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Arthur Christmas in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 2                   New Year’s Eve (P120)

Cinema 3                   Immortals (P120)

Cinema 4                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140)

Cinema 5                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120)

Cinema 6                   The Adventures Of Tintin / The Road (P120)

 

SM City Cinema Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Happy Feet 2  (P120.50)

Cinema 2                   New Year’s Eve (P110.50)

Cinema 3                   Immortals (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   Sigwa in Digital 2D (P180.50)

Cinema 6                   The Road (P130.50)

Cinema 8                   Arthur Christmas in Digital 3D (P250.50)

 

SM City Cinema Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Immortals (P120)

Cinema 2                   Arthur Christmas in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 3                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120)

Cinema 4                   New Year’s Eve (P120)

 

You notice what they did to The Adventures of Tintin? One week and it’s relegated to sharing a movie theater with another film. They each get two screenings a day, doncha know? And I blame you for this. Wait what? Yes you. If you just got off your ass and watched the movie, then SM and Rob won’t decide to take it off the schedule like they did with 100 Days of Summer. I hold you responsible for this. And if you think I should have gotten off my ass and watched the movie on its first week as well and that I’m also partly responsible, then you’d be right. I’ve been slapping myself at random moments since I saw the new sched. My mother has been asking me what’s wrong. But what does she know? She’s been obsessing about the Sarah Geronimo movie since it came out and now I have to take her. I have to admit that part of the slapping myself has to do with knowing Won’t Last A Day Without You is in my movie viewing future. Dammit.

Anyway, new epis of Suburgatory and The Big Bang Theory Later, so will get to cheer up I guess. Time for some Sheldon Cooper and Jeremy Sisto therapy.

 

December 1, 2, and 3 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

Sorry, I totally spaced. My offline life took me away for a bit and I just forgot I needed to reassure you that – as we had hoped – we’re almost done with this Twilight part of our year.

Robinsons Movieworld Iloilo

Cinema 1                   The Adventures Of Tintin in Digital 3D (P200.50)

Cinema 2                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 3                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   The Adventures Of Tintin  (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   The Road (P110.50)

Cinema 6                   Happy Feet 2 (P120.50)

 

Robinsons Movieworld Bacolod

Cinema 1                   The Adventures Of Tintin in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 2                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120)

Cinema 3                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140)

Cinema 4                   Happy Feet 2 (P120)

Cinema 5                   The Adventures Of Tintin (P120)

Cinema 6                   Bangkok Ghost Stories (P120)

 

SM City Cinema Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Happy Feet 2  (P120.50)

Cinema 2                   The Adventures Of Tintin (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 4                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   The Adventures Of Tintin in Digital 3D (P250.50)

Cinema 6                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 7                   The Road (P110.50)

Cinema 8                   Happy Feet 2 in Digital 3D (P250.50)

 

SM City Cinema Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Won’t Last a Day Without You (P120)

Cinema 2                   The Adventures Of Tintin in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 3                   The Road (P120)

Cinema 4                   Happy Feet 2 (P120) /  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140)

 

I urge everyone to take advantage of the few weeks we have left this year for movies you don’t regret spending money on because come Christmas Day – until a couple of weeks into the new year – you’ll have no option  but to choose which Metro Manila Film Fest movie sucks the least just so you can spend a couple of hours in the theater. Apart from Tintin, we still have Mickey Rourke in Immortals, Arthur Christmas, and the newest Mission Impossible. Oh, and New Year’s Eve as well, but if it’s anything like Valentine’s Day, I’d rather wait for Enteng ng Ina Mo. At least with that movie, I’ll be eye-raped by a Filipino filmmaker.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to start my weekend right with some homemade ice cream and The People Under the Stairs.

 

November 25, 26, and 27 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

The week has been pretty uneventful except for the Make Your Own Havaianas event in Robinsons Bacolod which happened last week, so again, the week has been pretty uneventful.

Robinsons Movieworld Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Happy Feet 2 in Digital 3D (P250.50)

Cinema 2                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 3                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 4                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 5                   Tower Heist (P110.50)

Cinema 6                   Happy Feet 2 (P120.50)

 

Robinsons Movieworld Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Happy Feet 2 in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 2                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140)

Cinema 3                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140)

Cinema 4                   Happy Feet 2 (P120)

Cinema 5                   Tower Heist (P120)

Cinema 6                   Bangkok Ghost Stories (P120)

 

SM City Cinema Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Praybeyt Benjamin (P120.50)

Cinema 2                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 3                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 4                   Happy Feet 2 (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P220.50)

Cinema 6                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140.50)

Cinema 7                   Tower Heist (P100.50)

Cinema 8                   Happy Feet 2 in Digital 3D (P250.50)

 

SM City Cinema Bacolod

Cinema 1                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140)

Cinema 2                   Happy Feet 2 in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 3                   The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (P140)

Cinema 4                   Happy Feet 2 (P120)

 

As you can see, the cinemas have taken pity on us and included other options for this movie weekend. Mumble and the rest of the penguins are back and the Ben Stiller-Eddiy Murphy heist flick is also on. As much as I would like to see either of the ones I mentioned, though, I have to be strong and resist since I’m still technically unemployed and should watch what I spend lest I end up losing all respect I have for myself by being the equivalent of the stereotypical loser in American movies who lives at his parents’ basement and plays with himself all day. I have nothing against playing with yourself but basements are scary.

Things should look up next week, though, so I’ll be able to catch Immortals and The Adventures of Tintin as they come out. It’s been a while since I’ve been to see Mickey Rourke and we all know how every girl needs her Mickey Rourke fix once in a while for purposes that would be a bit personal to share here. *wink*

And of course, Tintin has Edgar Wright as one of the screenwriters and both Nick Frost and Simon Pegg are in it so there’s just no way a Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy fan can miss it. The director is also some guy named Spielberg and I heard he has done some decent movies. Guess I have to see for myself.

 

There might be one more movie coming out next week, but I sure as hell won't spend money looking at Budoy when I can do it for free.

 

Happy weekend, pipol!

November 18, 19, and 20 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

I don’t want to be the one who tells you this. I’d rather you find out about it somewhere else. It has to be said, though. And as much as I don’t want to cause you pain and disappointment, you just have to realize that life – while awesome in some ways with its food and coffee and Kat Denning’s boobs and the highly anticipated showing of Michael Fassbender‘s man parts – sucks big time. There will be weekends that will leave you looking up to the heavens screaming in wonder whether life is really worth the pain and diet you’re doing it for. This is one of those weekends.

The reason there is no need for this post to have separate listings of movies out this weekend is that – apart from an extended Praybeyt Benjamin and a movie that should have generated more interest but didn’t (Tresspass) – all cinemas in Iloilo and Bacolod are showing the movie version of a lonely housewife’s wet dreams.

Yes. Fans of the franchise will now get to see the pedo vampire and the shallow self-centered cow that calls itself ‘beautiful swan’ whine and sulk and do pretty much the same things they do in every fucking Twilight book and its movie incarnations.

*fans herself*

The good thing about this weekend, fortunately, is Robinsons Bacolod will be hosting the Havaianas Make Your Own thingy. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been itching to get a pair of slippers that will cost me almost as much as one month worth of postpaid internet service fee and will only be good to wear on the beach or while walking the dog – absolutely no place that will justify its price.

I’ll be one of the firsts there tomorrow so if you need to discuss the unfairness of the world and the movie choices the cinemas are giving us this weekend, just wear a pink shirt and I’ll totally ignore you.

If you’re a Twilight fan, though, and would like to poke me in eye with one of those add-ons for slippers Havaianas charge a fortune for because of the cracks I made regarding the best movie and book ever OMG!!!!!1!!1!!, I understand. Look for a skinny girl with awesome skin and long legs at Rob Bacolod tomorrow and just give me all you got. Don’t say hi or ask me anything, just start poking as soon as you see me. Again – just so we’re clear and you don’t mistake me for anyone else – I’ll be the skinny girl with the long legs. Happy hunting!

November 11, 12, and 13 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

Half of this week was spent being a total bum, now the later half is being spent trying hard not to use a certain someone’s toothbrush as toilet cleaner. Actually, I’m not really trying that hard, so stay tuned.

Robinsons Movieworld Iloilo

Cinema 1                    Killer Elite (P120.50)

Cinema 2                    Praybeyt Benjamin (P120.50)

Cinema 3                    Puss in Boots (P120.50)

Cinema 4                    In Time (P120.50)

Cinema 5                    Aswang (P110.50)

Cinema 6                    Dream House (P110.50)

Robinsons Movieworld Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Killer Elite

Cinema 2                   Praybeyt Benjamin

Cinema 3                   Something Borrowed

Cinema 4                   In Time

Cinema 5                   Aswang

Cinema 6                   Puss in Boots

SM City Cinema Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Aswang (P110.50)

Cinema 2                   Paranormal Activity 3 (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   Killer Elite (P110.50)

Cinema 4                   Praybeyt Benjamin (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   Puss in Boots in Digital 3D (P250.50)

Cinema 6                   Real Steel (P130.50)

Cinema 7                   Dream House (P100.50)

Cinema 8                   In Time in Digital 2D (P200.50)

SM City Cinema Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Praybeyt Benjamin (P120)

Cinema 2                   Puss in Boots in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 3                   Paranormal Activity 3 (P120)

Cinema 4                   Killer Elite (P120)

Two things. First, I noticed Something Borrowed is out at Robinsons Bacolod this weekend and I’ve already WTFed. Wasn’t it out months ago when I still wasn’t contemplating putting ants inside an underwear drawer owned by a person you probably don’t know?

Second, if you feel any attachment to any of the movies listed above, try to watch it today or tomorrow since shit will get confusing on Sunday once one or two movies get cancelled to make way for the scheduled beating of another Mexican boxer.

Third, I forgot to eat dinner so bar your doors and stock up on supplies ’cause it’s a sign of the Apocalypse. Sorry, I mean stock up on supplies and then bar your doors. It might be a bit inconvenient having to un-bar stuff you’d then have to re-bar later.

And if you want to mention that I said ‘two things’ and stated three, don’t. Go be persnickety somewhere else. I have to look for a digicam I can use to document some future prank filled with ill intent.

November 4, 5, and 6 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

Sorry for just updating now. I know I haven’t done my Walking Dead review or the one I said I was going to do for Attack the Block, but I kind of just didn’t feel like writing anything for a while. I can’t leave you hanging for the Friday post, though, so here it is.

Robinsons Movieworld Iloilo

Cinema 1                    Praybeyt Benjamin / Puss in Boots in Digital 3D (P120.50)

Cinema 2                    Praybeyt Benjamin (P120.50)

Cinema 3                    Puss in Boots (P120.50)

Cinema 4                    In Time (P120.50)

Cinema 5                    Aswang (P110.50)

Cinema 6                  Paranormal Activity 3 (P110.50)

Robinsons Movieworld Bacolod

Cinema 1                    Puss in Boots in Digital 3D / Real Steel (P250)

Cinema 2                    Praybeyt Benjamin (P120)

Cinema 3                    Aswang (P120)

Cinema 4                    In Time (P120)

Cinema 5                    The Three Musketeers (P120)

Cinema 6                   Puss in Boots (P120)

SM City Cinema Iloilo

Cinema 1                   Aswang (P110.50)

Cinema 2                   Paranormal Activity 3 (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   Puss in Boots (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   Praybeyt Benjamin (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   Puss in Boots in Digital 3D (P250.50)

Cinema 6                   Real Steel (P130.50)

Cinema 7                   The Three Musketeers (P120.50)

Cinema 8                   In Time in Digital 2D (P200.50)

SM City Cinema Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Praybeyt Benjamin (P120)

Cinema 2                   Puss in Boots in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 3                   Aswang (P120)

Cinema 4                   In Time (P120)

 

Just going to do some quick errands, make sure the dog is bathed and brushed, and decide what’s for lunch, then I’m going to start on that Attack the Block post I promised. I’d probably be able to write it more coherently now that it’s been a while since I last saw it, but you never know. My mind works in mysterious ways, and by mysterious I mean fucked up in the sense that I can psyche myself out without even trying.

Wish me luck, and have a great Friday!

 

 

P.S. Walking Dead review tomorrow.

October 28-30 Bacolod and Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

Since I’m moving back home pretty soon (Yup, I’m calling Bacolod home now. Times have definitely changed.), I’ve decided to include Bacolod City cinema schedule to the Friday post. I know you’re thinking this is so kind of me and that I should get an award or something, but I’m a giver and this is just what I do.

*throws head back and laughs*

 

Robinsons Movieworld Iloilo

Cinema 1                    Praybeyt Benjamin / Puss in Boots in Digital 3D (P120.50)

Cinema 2                    Praybeyt Benjamin (P120.50)

Cinema 3                    Puss in Boots (P120.50)

Cinema 4                    In Time (P120.50)

Cinema 5                    30 Minutes or Less (P110.50)

Cinema 6                   The Three Musketeers (P120.50)

 

Robinsons Movieworld Bacolod

Cinema 1                    Puss in Boots in Digital 3D / Real Steel (P250)

Cinema 2                    Praybeyt Benjamin (P120)

Cinema 3                    In Time (P120)

Cinema 4                    30 Minutes or Less (P120)

Cinema 5                    The Three Musketeers (P120)

Cinema 6                   Puss in Boots (P120)

 

SM City Cinema Iloilo

Cinema 1                   In Time (P100.50)

Cinema 2                   Praybeyt Benjamin (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   Puss in Boots (P120.50)

Cinema 4                   Praybeyt Benjamin (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   Puss in Boots in Digital 3D (P250.50)

Cinema 6                   Real Steel (P130.50)

Cinema 7                   The Three Musketeers (P120.50)

Cinema 8                   In Time in Digital 2D (P200.50)

 

SM City Cinema Bacolod

Cinema 1                   Praybeyt Benjamin (P120)

Cinema 2                   Puss in Boots in Digital 3D (P250)

Cinema 3                   The Three Musketeers (P120)

Cinema 4                   In Time (P120)

 

Still haven’t seen Real Steel and probably won’t, (sob) but might get me some musketeers later. I’m still thinking whether I should spend P120 for a movie that has been critically panned everywhere despite its impressive cast, or just relive the awesomeness that was Attack the Block. Man, that movie reminded me so much of Shaun of the Dead. Will write a review (hahaha) soon as I finish watching it two more times since the only things going through my head the first time I watched it were, “Awesome. The best! Cool! Fam, believe, allow it!”

Attack the Block made me want to flood my friends’ Facebook News Feed with glowing recommendations of the movie, but I remembered Game of Thrones and how I practically had to force my friends to watch it before they actually did.

It’d be nice sometimes to discuss zombies and aliens and beheadings and British accent and Nira Park produced stuff with someone I’ve actually met. A lot of talks have been going on right now about Praybeyt Benjamin and No Other Woman, and as much as like Vice Ganda and Anne Curtis, I don’t see myself spending one minute on either movie unless there’s a possibility that Benjamin gets infected with the zombie virus, bites Cristine Reyes, which will give Anne Curtis a reason to whack Cristine’s head in with a wooden rifle borrowed from Benjamin. Now, that movie I’ll pay good money for.

Will be in Bacolod for the long weekend and fingers and toes crossed my mother doesn’t get it in her head to want to check out Vice Ganda’s movie.

October 21-23 Iloilo City Cinema Schedule

Here you go, people. As scheduled.

Robinsons Movieworld

Cinema 1                    The Three Musketeers in Digital 3D (P200.50)

Cinema 2                    The Three Musketeers (P120.50)

Cinema 3                    No Other Woman (P120.50)

Cinema 4                    Real Steel (P120.50)

Cinema 5                    What’s Your Number? (P110.50)

Cinema 6                    Apollo 18 (P110.50)

 

SM City Cinema

Cinema 1                   What’s Your Number? (P100.50)

Cinema 2                   The Three Musketeers (P120.50)

Cinema 3                   Apollo 18 (P100.50)

Cinema 4                   No Other Woman (P120.50)

Cinema 5                   Real Steel in Digital 2D (P200.50)

Cinema 6                   Real Steel (P130.50)

Cinema 7                   Shark Night (P100.50)

Cinema 8                   The Three Musketeers in Digital 3D (P250.50)

 

Gaisano City Cinema

Cristy Per Minute marathon weekend.

 

This will be a confusing weekend for me since three movies just have to be on at the same time. There’s, of course, What’s Your Number? which will provide me a Chris Evans eyefucking opportunity, but I haven’t seen Reel Steel yet and that movie has better reviews than the Anna Faris flick. Add to that some swashbuckling action in the form of The Three Musketeers, a lonely woman with a limited budget, and you get some eeny meeny miney mo shit. Or maybe I should go with some pros/cons list thingy to help me decide.

Movie	Pros	Cons
What’s Your Number?	Chris Evans. You might think this extremely superficial and you’d be right. I don’t give a flying rat’s ass, however, so there. Also, have you seen Chris Evans? Or his abs? Or those eyebrows? Just looking at those eyebrows is enough to impregnate someone. I’m hoping to get out of the theater bearing our offspring, one with blonde hair and blue eyes. Yup. Kanin na lang ang kulang. Anna Faris and the exes in the movie. The ex-bfs include Sylar, Young Bilbo, and Justin from Brothers & Sisters. That should be interesting, yeah? Robinsons Movieworld Cinema 5. Robinsons only has two cinemas left that have the good-for-two seats (best when you need the extra room for all the food you bring inside the cinema. No? You don’t bring that much food? Me neither) in them, and Cinema 5 (where What’s Your Number? will be showing) is one of them.	The movie. Reviews, while praising the performances of Farris and Evans, have been low. RottenTomatoes rating: 25%.
Reel Steel	Hugh Jackman. Not as hot as Evans, but still drool-worthy. The movie. RottenTomatoes rating is at 60% fresh. Robots, kids, and a man-child father proving his worth is always a great watch. Plus, I’ve had a couple FB friends rave about the movie already.
The Three Musketeers	The Three Musketeers.  Hollywood can remake any Dumas books as many times as they want. Athos, Aramis, and the delicious d’Artagnan in foppish French outfits will always be a welcome sight. Stiglitz. It has to be a kick-ass movie if Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz is in it. Hans Landa. Col. Hans fucking Landa is in this movie too. and his overcompensating pipe	The movie. 28% rotten on RottenTomatoes.

 

Based on this table I’ve worked so hard on, the sensible choice has to be, of course, What’s Your Number?. On Saturday, mind. Sunday will be Reel Steel and The Three Musketeers will have to wait till next weekend since I’m sure it’s going to be extended.

So why did I bother to do a table of pros and cons only to watch all three movies? Because I can.

Happy weekend!